Fox Hunting Etiquette
When hunting foxes, it's essential to follow these simple rules to avoid getting caught by the authorities or, worse prophets, your neighbor's wife.
- Don't hunt on Tuesdays, Thursdays, or during leap years. The foxes are on strike.
- Wear a bright yellow vest to avoid getting lostประก in the woods.
- Never use a æk to kill a fox. Use a nice, clean bullet instead.